DOE H2-storage whores, PhD pilfered your funding. Plate cavities with semiconductor or supercon and party. Electrolessly intercalate zirconium phosphonate planes. Low temps and high magnetic fields for confinement; get jiggy.
Rules have changed. Professionally managed research has process not product as king. Give Satan a big, er, small wet kiss.
The worst title in the history of Nano Letters is, and always will be, this Britney Spears-inspired title: http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/nl060177c
Hehe, indeed. Also in the abstract the prefix can be found in almost every 8th word (18 times.
ReplyDeleteFive times "nano" in the title:
ReplyDeletehttp://xxx.lanl.gov/abs/0712.0264
agggh...need...more...funding...
ReplyDeleteLightweights! Pico-diddle periodic giant cavities of metal-organic frameworks. Nature 427 523 (2004), Adv. Funct. Mater. 16 520 (2006), Scripta Mater. 56 809 (2007).
ReplyDeleteDOE H2-storage whores, PhD pilfered your funding. Plate cavities with semiconductor or supercon and party. Electrolessly intercalate zirconium phosphonate planes. Low temps and high magnetic fields for confinement; get jiggy.
Rules have changed. Professionally managed research has process not product as king. Give Satan a big, er, small wet kiss.
The worst title in the history of Nano Letters is, and always will be, this Britney Spears-inspired title:
ReplyDeletehttp://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/nl060177c
I count 5 instances of the prefix in the first sentence of the abstract!
ReplyDeleteGah. They really want funding dont they. If I used this as a NSF GRFP, then I so would've won. Damnit!
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