tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post693704757525129544..comments2024-03-29T02:45:10.096-05:00Comments on nanoscale views: OverkillDouglas Natelsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13340091255404229559noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-22937700808088121722008-12-11T21:11:00.000-06:002008-12-11T21:11:00.000-06:00Gah. They really want funding dont they. If I used...Gah. They really want funding dont they. If I used this as a NSF GRFP, then I so would've won. Damnit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-51216491682380711692008-12-11T14:54:00.000-06:002008-12-11T14:54:00.000-06:00I count 5 instances of the prefix in the first sen...I count 5 instances of the prefix in the first sentence of the abstract!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-52344033079359947412008-12-11T14:16:00.000-06:002008-12-11T14:16:00.000-06:00The worst title in the history of Nano Letters is,...The worst title in the history of Nano Letters is, and always will be, this Britney Spears-inspired title:<BR/>http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/nl060177cAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-21552400970990497002008-12-11T10:14:00.000-06:002008-12-11T10:14:00.000-06:00Lightweights! Pico-diddle periodic giant cavities...Lightweights! <I>Pico</I>-diddle periodic giant cavities of metal-organic frameworks. Nature 427 523 (2004), Adv. Funct. Mater. 16 520 (2006), Scripta Mater. 56 809 (2007). <BR/><BR/>DOE H2-storage whores, PhD pilfered your funding. Plate cavities with semiconductor or supercon and party. Electrolessly intercalate zirconium phosphonate planes. Low temps and high magnetic fields for confinement; get jiggy.<BR/><BR/>Rules have changed. Professionally managed research has process not product as king. Give Satan a big, er, small wet kiss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-11024280151501240372008-12-11T09:06:00.000-06:002008-12-11T09:06:00.000-06:00agggh...need...more...funding...agggh...need...more...funding...Heumpjehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01993462463863993238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-7370613830922357392008-12-11T07:15:00.000-06:002008-12-11T07:15:00.000-06:00Five times "nano" in the title:http://xxx.lanl.gov...Five times "nano" in the title:<BR/>http://xxx.lanl.gov/abs/0712.0264Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13869903.post-45823029063789195462008-12-11T06:25:00.000-06:002008-12-11T06:25:00.000-06:00Hehe, indeed. Also in the abstract the prefix can ...Hehe, indeed. Also in the abstract the prefix can be found in almost every 8th word (18 times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com